For the Memory Book

I'm going to start documenting these little funnies- just because- I don't ever want to forget them.

Funny 1:

We were leaving school yesterday and as we were walking out the door, a teacher said "Bye Easton".  I, like always, say 'say bye bye Easton'  and I repeat bye, bye.  Well, we got out the door and he went 'byyyyye' just like a country boy!  It was so funny!  I busted out laughing.  I said 'Easton you are so funny' then he started laughing too.  Good times.

Funny 2:

For some time now me and Easton have been secretly giving each other Butterfly kisses...while no one else is around.  I want it to be OUR thing.  I tell him, 'don't you give anyone else butterfly kisses but mommy- do you understand me?'  He says 'mmmhmmm...'  Well, yesterday, when we got home, Lance is in the bed {with a kidney stone} and Easton gets up in the bed with him.  Well, I'll have you know that boy leaned in and gave his daddy a butterfly kiss.  MY butterfly kiss.  I thought I was going to die right there on the spot.  Lance said 'Boo, watch' and I'll be darn---or John Brown like Ganny says- if he didn't give him another.  I flew in there like a hawk and I said 'Easton, don't you give Daddy my butterfly kisses' They made eyes at each other and did it again. I was floored.  How could MY boy give away MY kisses.  Well...now it's a game.  Daddy will ask for a butterfly kiss, Easton will cut his eyes and look at me, I'll tell him 'don't you dare' and he runs over and gives Lance a butterfly kiss.  Then I'll ask for one, Lance will tell him not too and he'll cut his eyes at Lance and make a b-line for my eye lashes.  Sweet baby.  He puts his hands ever so gentle on your face and leans in to you to bat eye lashes with you.  There's no one I'd rather share my butterfly kisses with than with his daddy.  I'll let those slide. 

NOTE: Now- just because I've let you all in on our little butterfly secret, please DO NOT ask to have Easton's butterfly kisses.  Cause, he'll give em.  And he thinks it's quite funny....but, some things I'd like to have just for us.  And...he's mine...so I can do that.  And...those lips are MINE too...so if you must ask for a kiss, kindly turn your head so he kisses your cheek and not his mouth.  Thankyouverymuch! 

{All this said in the kindest, most humorous way, as to  not offend anyone.}